Audreyisms

Since this blog has become my baby book/scrapbook, for the sake of preservation and your entertainment I thought I would write down some of the latest Audreyisms...

1. "Shiver me timbers means pirate in Spanish."

2. "Is it yesterday today."

3. "Where should I go if the sun falls on top of me?"

4. "I'm going to marry Sawyer so he can be my dad."

5. "Some big clocks have little chickens that pop out and say cuckoo."

I keep remembering more things that she has said in the past few days. I think I am going to be really happy I'm recording these little tidbits when she's older...not sure what she'll think.

Recent conversation:

Audrey: Do you know what wee-wee is?

Me: (Thinking to myself) "Are you crazy...all I deal with all day is wee-wee! Of course I know what it is." (What I really said) "No, what's wee-wee."

Audrey: "It's a weed that grows in the ocean."

Me: "That would be sea weed."

Audrey: "Oh..."